Meet the AOU board members

Brooke Moffat

Outreach Director

The first things people usually notice about me are my scars. Do you want to know how I got them? My father was….a drinker. And a fiend. And, one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says “Why so serious?” Comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

Anyway, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve. I am a dog chasing cars. But, I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things. I am an agent of chaos. I am upsetting the established order so that everything becomes chaos. I also provide entertainment at parties. I'm really good at magic tricks, using knives, and ripping off mob dealers.

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